Monday, March 31, 2008
I bought this sub in Decatur, Illinois after a day or so of eating nothing but chips and candy bars on my greyhound bus trip. I told the Subway girls to put everything healthy that they had on it, all of their veggies. There was so much shit on it that they were unable to close it, so they just put another foot long on top and smushed it down to make one mega sandwich that was too big to eat.
Jasson and Mike always argueing about what they're gonna do when they Bin Laden blow up.
"We need to get fine bitches and fat rides"
"No, what we need to do is put our money in savings bonds"
"No! What we need to do is put our songs on WGCI"